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Aug
13

There’s No Page on Having to Wipe Your Dog’s Butt in the Ownership Manual

She hasn't actually been to Colorado

She hasn’t actually been to Colorado

You can look up how to take care of a pet on the internet and find all sorts of useful tips and warnings.

None of them say anything about having to wipe your dog’s ass.

And yet I found myself doing that last week.

Now, I was fully committed to wiping the kid’s butts. Hell, I’ve done it for kids who weren’t mine.

Dogs though? No, that wasn’t in the manual.

Runny poop? Not in the manual.

Of course, it’s better than crap smeared on the rug or couch I suppose.

It’s not all bad. Dog is very entertaining.

Here she is, thinking she is a hobbit.

Hobbitses!

Hobbitses!

And here she is befriending a bug.

*sigh* It doesn't talk much but it seems nice.

*sigh* It doesn’t talk much but it seems nice.

It’s a damned good thing she’s cute.

Hey, are you following Dad Moon Rising on Twitter or Facebook? Why the hell not?

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3 Responses to “There’s No Page on Having to Wipe Your Dog’s Butt in the Ownership Manual”


  1. August 12, 2013 at 4:12 pm

    Been there, done that. My female chi once managed to open a can of mixed nuts while home alone. She ate every peanut out of the can and left almonds spread everywhere. The results were quite runny….

  2. 3 jaymelee1
    August 12, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    Buster has an irrational fear of grass. Occasionally, he will run out, go a little and then run back into the house. Which is A LOT of fun at 5 in the morning when he comes back not fully cleaned off or finished. I used to try the wiping method, but it got more than unpleasant. He gets a butt bath at least once a week. I don’t even put the dog shampoo away anymore. It sits next to my bubble bath.


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