My friend, Carolyn Nagler, posted this on Facebook and I have to say—as a baby-fighting guide, it’s top notch.
Many people see a baby and panic because said baby looks fierce and smells like death incarnate but as this video shows—beating up a baby isn’t all that hard.
So as you can see, there’s nothing to fear when a baby approaches you in a dark alley and starts pushing you around, getting all up in your face yelling GOO GOO GAH GAH.
You can show that baby who is boss.
Unless he hasn’t trimmed his nails in which case you’d better run your ass off.
(hats off to Gavin McInnes for an entertaining video)
Dad Moon Rising 
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