So if you follow me on the Twitter Machine (and if not, why the hell not?), you may have caught that Alpha Tween has been home sick this week.
Today, the Wife has chosen to work from home, so she’s around as well.
I find it very hard to work effectively when the family is around.
I don’t know what it is, to be honest. For the most part they don’t actually do anything.
Except silently judge me.
This is Minnie. While it may not look like it, she is judging me. Always.
See I can tell, even with Wife in the other room and Alpha Tween snarfling his snot on the couch that they’re absolutely thinking “what the hell is he doing? IS he working? Does he not know we can see him reading comics online (Oh Marmaduke, you so crazy!)? Isn’t there something else he should be doing?”
By the way I just read that paragraph again and want to clarify that Alpha Tween isn’t actually getting snot all over the couch, but is snarfling snot while on the couch. Totally different.
Although now that I consider it, he’s probably got snot on the couch anyway and I won’t be sitting there anytime soon.
ANYWHO
Working at home brings with it multiple challenges, one of which is you get used to having space all to yourself.
Want to flake off for a half hour and eat breakfast while watching Supernatural? Go for it.
Have a sudden desire to go out for a slice of pizza for lunch? Why not?
Want to do away with wearing pants? Done and DONE.
When people are home though, while you can do any of those things, you feel judged. You feel as if, when you’re not doing what you “should”
be doing, someone is thinking “this is what they do all day?”
We judge. It’s what we do. It’s what our country is founded on and if you don’t believe me, take five minutes and listen to any amount of talk radio.
You probably didn’t even make the full five minutes did you?
And as we judge, we assume we are judged. Hell, we’re probably right too!
For me, though, it’s more than that.
I’m so used to not having people around me that, it’s just weird to have people in myspace at all during the day.
I get in the zone (like I am now) and write or do laundry or whatever and I just don’t want to be bothered.
And nobody in my house really bothers me when they’re home. Not really (well Omega Kid does but he’s only a second grader, that comes with the territory).
I swear to God, this counts as work…..
But I get tense when people are around and when they talk to me there’s this little voice in the back of my head which is all like “HEY, BUDDY WE’RE TRYING TO WORK HERE EVEN IF WORK INVOLVES WATCHING FOOTBALL OR READING GOOFY COMICS”.
I’m sure it comes out in my facial expression at times as well.
Because I am mostly freelance and not strictly nine to five, because my schedule is always all over the place and because a lot of my work requires me to be self-motivated, it lacks a lot of structure (especially now when it’s off-season for the NFL, my chief work supplier).
So it takes very little change in my barely there routine to completely throw me off.
Even to the point where those little breaks nobody cares I am taking seem like something that will get commented on.
I know, I’m nuts (which is a whole other column).
It’s nice to have people around and nice to spend a little extra time (snotty though it might be) with family.
But it’s hard as well. The whole house is my office and it’s weird to have people just hanging out in it.
I suspect that is the case for many of you who work from home. Or maybe not. Maybe it’s just me.
Let me know, down below.
Hey, are you following Dad Moon Rising on Twitter or Facebook? Why the hell not?
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